TMI Meme
THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION
Full name: Charlie Kelly
Age: 33
Birthdate: April 17, 1976
Sign: Aries
Height: 5'6
Weight: 148lbs
Scars: Multiple ones all over his body from being himself.
Piercings: None?
Tattoos: 'BADNEW' on the inside of his left forearm. It was supposed to be BADNEWS, but it hurt too much and he stopped.
Other bodily markings: N/A
Build: Short and a little pudgy.
Drinking? All the time yes please put it in his mouth.
Smoking? Only in extenuating circumstances?
Other daily habits: Eating cat food and huffing glue. Probably masturbation. IDK.
Hair: Brown, short, and messy.
Clothes: Jeans and tshirts, most often with holes in both.
Scent: Sweat, glue, beer, and the lingering scent of B.O. Possibly cheese as well.
Other notable physical details: Beard. Kind of pretty eyes.
Spoken language(s):American English.
Voice: Youtube link wherein Charlie loses his shit. All the time. This is what he does.
THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Penis size: 7 inches hard, 3.5 inches soft. Circumcised.
Body Hair: Hair, beard, underarms, little bit over chest/belly.
Size preference: He'll say he loves large breasts, but really, he'd just be happy to have anything. Give him all the ladies.Especially tall ones he can climb like a tree.
Sexual preference: Heterosexual (likes women)
Best sexual experience: As of canon point, probably the only sexual experience he's canonically had, which is with Stacy Corvelli in high school, who took his virginity.
Worst sexual experience: It's been mentioned/hinted at numerous times that he's been molested by his uncle Jack when he was younger, so I'll go with that.
Partner(s): None so far.
How often do they have sex? Never. =(
Preferred method of sex: Having sex at all. He'd like that.
Favorite position? The one that involves his body inside a girl's.
Underwear: Usually briefs or long underwear.
Number one fantasy: Being married to the Waitress and making sweet sweet love to her.
Sensitive areas: TBA
No-no places/triggers: TBA
Favorite place to have sex: Anywhere
Something they want to try but haven't before: Repeated sex?
Favorite kinks/sex acts: ...
Sleep naked or in pajamas? PJs (long underwear and tshirt)
Masturbation: Frequently. So much of that. It's all he has. /cry
Toys y/n? N/A
Turn-ons: The Waitress. Sketches of large breasted women. Women that want to paint him. Soapy naked wo-- look. Just women, okay?
What was their first time like? We do not mention that. Or we lie and say it was Stacy Corvelli.
After-sex habits: ... N/A?
Anything else? Dude needs to get him some.
Full name: Charlie Kelly
Age: 33
Birthdate: April 17, 1976
Sign: Aries
Height: 5'6
Weight: 148lbs
Scars: Multiple ones all over his body from being himself.
Piercings: None?
Tattoos: 'BADNEW' on the inside of his left forearm. It was supposed to be BADNEWS, but it hurt too much and he stopped.
Other bodily markings: N/A
Build: Short and a little pudgy.
Drinking? All the time yes please put it in his mouth.
Smoking? Only in extenuating circumstances?
Other daily habits: Eating cat food and huffing glue. Probably masturbation. IDK.
Hair: Brown, short, and messy.
Clothes: Jeans and tshirts, most often with holes in both.
Scent: Sweat, glue, beer, and the lingering scent of B.O. Possibly cheese as well.
Other notable physical details: Beard. Kind of pretty eyes.
Spoken language(s):
Voice: Youtube link wherein Charlie loses his shit. All the time. This is what he does.
THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Penis size: 7 inches hard, 3.5 inches soft. Circumcised.
Body Hair: Hair, beard, underarms, little bit over chest/belly.
Size preference: He'll say he loves large breasts, but really, he'd just be happy to have anything. Give him all the ladies.
Sexual preference: Heterosexual (likes women)
Best sexual experience: As of canon point, probably the only sexual experience he's canonically had, which is with Stacy Corvelli in high school, who took his virginity.
Worst sexual experience: It's been mentioned/hinted at numerous times that he's been molested by his uncle Jack when he was younger, so I'll go with that.
Partner(s): None so far.
How often do they have sex? Never. =(
Preferred method of sex: Having sex at all. He'd like that.
Favorite position? The one that involves his body inside a girl's.
Underwear: Usually briefs or long underwear.
Number one fantasy: Being married to the Waitress and making sweet sweet love to her.
Sensitive areas: TBA
No-no places/triggers: TBA
Favorite place to have sex: Anywhere
Something they want to try but haven't before: Repeated sex?
Favorite kinks/sex acts: ...
Sleep naked or in pajamas? PJs (long underwear and tshirt)
Masturbation: Frequently. So much of that. It's all he has. /cry
Toys y/n? N/A
Turn-ons: The Waitress. Sketches of large breasted women. Women that want to paint him. Soapy naked wo-- look. Just women, okay?
What was their first time like? We do not mention that. Or we lie and say it was Stacy Corvelli.
After-sex habits: ... N/A?
Anything else? Dude needs to get him some.